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Saturday, January 07, 2006

Vacation!

Haha, i am leaving on vacation to my family on Kashyyyk for a week! I'll send you guys a card or something. There is a worse side about this vacation. I have to take Kenobi with me from Yoda. "driving me crazy, he is, get him away from me, you must". So i had no choice or else he would give me one of his infamous force wedgies. Anyway, i'll see you guys after i get back from Kashyyyk, i got to help Kenobi with his suitcases.(wonder what's in there). bye!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

droid invasion part IX



When the annual Jedi Prom took place yesterday, something weird happened. All for sudden, a division of the droid army raided the Jedi Temple. None of the Jedi's had their lightsaber with them couse it's hard dancing with a saber attached to your belt. We all followed the orders of General Grievous and got an the ground with our hands on our backs when i suddenly found my lightsaber in my fur. My fur was useful afterall!

I told Obi that on my sign, he had to shake his beard. I gave him the sign, the droids were blinded by the cheeto dust that came out of his beard. I got up, sliced like 12 droids or something. Yoda had seen Obi's distraction too and made advantage of the situation and jumped to a group of droids and showed us that his kung fu lessons had paid off.

after slicing up some more droids, they retreated (again) and the Jedi temple was saved again, like every other year when the droids attack. So far another droid invasion stopped by my fur. 'Till next year Grievous!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

the oprah show


I got a letter from "The oprah Winfrey show" last saturday. She invites me and my Jedi friends to her show to talk about our lives as Jedis. Mace Windu was very excited because Oprah is his secret idol. the rest of the Jedi's wanted to go to the show too, so a month later, we were at the Oprah show. Here's how it went:

Oprah: welcome everyone to the oprah show! our first guests are Curly, Yoda, Anakin, Obi-wan and Mace Windu!
audience cheers

Oprah: so, whats it like being a jedi for almost 900 years, Yoda?

Yoda: annoying, it is sometimes. Especially when 'some people' leave their undies on the bathroom floor, it is annoying.

Anakin: hey yo, i know that yo mean me, i told you before, it's obi's fault.

Obi: *raises head from bag of cheetos* huh? I heard my name, what's up? I didn't do it!!

Curly: oh no, not again!

Oprah stops the argue and asks her next question

Oprah: so Curly, is it true that you are related to Chewbacca?

Curly: well, actually we are related. he's my half brother, but we never spent much time, because he lives on Kashyyyk and all.

Yoda: Bored I am, Hungry too, I am. The nearest McDonalds, where is?

Mace: Yoda! stop interrupting mrs Winfrey!!! please continue, mrs Winfrey.

Oprah: okay then, Obi, I heard that ...

oprah gets lifted up by her panties by some unknown power

Mace: Yoda, for the last time, STOP THAT!!

Yoda: Sorry, i am. But bored i am and sleepy too.

oprah gets back in her chair and puts her panties back in her pants.

Obi: what? i heard my name again, stop bothering me!!

Oprah: what the hell was that?! this is outrageous!! Security, get them out of here!

security drags Jedi's from stage but get Force Pushed away by Yoda .

Yoda: Run we must!! Chasing us, oprah is!!

Anakin: Here yo, i hotwired this airspeeder! Get in man, fast!!

So we got banned from the Oprah show and we all have a restraining order. We got away with it pretty good, only, in all our hurry, we forgot Obi, but he'll get back here somehow, because his stash of cheetos is here.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

kenobi lost it (again)


Today when i got out of my bed and got into the kitchen, i saw kenobi sitting in a dirty corner covered in yellow dust. I asked what was wrong with him but he kept talking to himself about an 'invasion of the wampa's carrying burning ninja's on their backs' or something. I've seen kenobi like this before a lot of times, but this was a serious cheeto overdose!

Normally, he would stop being weird if i put the tv on and put him on the couch, but this time, even NASCAR didn't get him out of his corner. Then all for sudden he starts running around screaming. I take cover behind a huge pile of empty cheeto bags while he runs to his room. I barely got to chase him when Mace storms into the room...

"what the hell is going on here, curly?".

"Kenobi has lost it again."

"Where is he then?"

"The last time i've seen him, he ran into his room."

"Wait, i know what can make him stop."

"I already tried to put him in front of the tv and that didn't work!"

"What?! Then it MUST be serious, wait, i'll be right back."

Mace runs off and comes back with some really big book...

"What's that, you know kenobi can't read right?"

"Yeah I know, but i'm gonna read him some chapters of my book : you're pretty, I'm pretty!"

"Why would you do that?"

"I don't know, i just feel like it, and by the way, if i read him the chapter about hygene, he might wash himself once in a while."

"Good idea, his cheeto smell keeps me awake sometimes."

Windu starts reading in his book from outside of kenobi's room and stops 4 hours later...

"I think he's back to normal again, curly."

we opened the door of kenobi's room, and when the usual dustcloud disappears, we find kenobi asleep in his closet with headphones on his head with Kelly Clarkson music on.
"yep, that worked, windu"

Windu ran off saying something about appreciation for his books and head and everything was back to "normal" again. So far another average day at the temple.

Monday, January 02, 2006

karate yoda


Yesterday, i went to yoda's room in the jedi-temple to drop off his hairbrush and i noticed that he was very bored. "a new hobby, i need" he said. Hey, i heard that there is this new martial arts centre in town, I read it in an ad in Wookiee Weekly. "Do martial arts, why would I?". To kick obi's ass when he tries to wrestle you again, i said. "A good Idea, that is, Curly". And it keeps you in shape becouse you're getting old too, i added to it.

I don't know what happened next, but my boxers were pulled up by an invisible wave of power, i think. "Old, I am not!!", he said. Oh no?: last week I found you in my fur taking a leak becouse you thought it was the bathroom! "smelled like the bathroom, it did".

yeah yeah, but anyway, i really would recommend if you took some martial arts lessons. "I will, maybe" yoda said. The final result when yoda took some lessons was so funny, i HAD to take his picture and put it on the internet!!

3 things why you hate shopping in the supermarket with kenobi and mace

  1. the police takes you away because kenobi runs into restrickted area to find more cheetos.
  2. the police sends more men to stop kenobi from getting into the warehouse for more cheetos.
  3. mace steels all the bottles and tupes of the fashion area of the supermarket.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

about myself ( mmaaahmmr )


hi , i'm opening this blog to let you know more about wookiees and to share information with me. This blog contains the life of being a jedi wookiee, adventures of me and the other characters of star wars in the daily life. Also funny pics...and stuff ( for the wookiees out there, there will be a link for a translation in wookiee-language. ;)

Here is me in the park.

kenobi and cheetos


last week, I was watching NASCAR with my roommate Obi-wan and suddenly, he opens up a package of cheetos. I think I saw hell that day... i warn you, NEVER combine obi with cheetos.
he ate 23 packs of cheetos during one lap on the NASCAR race! I think i have to take a long bath after i post this blog, because the cheeto dust is still in my fur.

Another thing that bothers me about obi-wan is that he re-enacts everything he sees on tv. when i came back from the jedi council last week, he jumped on me in my back and put me in some choke-hold. I was used to that already, but he was wearing some stupid wrestler suit with pink thights and a leather mask.

To make him stop choking me, i threw a bag of cheetos down the jedi temple. he jumped after it like a brainless wampa! So take this as a warning: never give obi-wan cheetos and cola when he's watching some violent show. For revenge , i hid his daily stash of cheetos in a place where he will never find it.
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